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A message from Mageía

Moestuin

Dear residents,

Here's a press release about the commotion with Amefia and our beloved pomgranate farmer Gaia.

Gaia became very intrigued by the ignorance of the local population during her stay at Phil's castle in Amefia, especially of the children and found that a lot of children drop out of school. She found that from a young age onwards people in the south of the country get addicted to opium be it to inhale or use it in pastry or to use it in skincare.

On her last day she embarked on a secret mission to the south and destroyed the opium crops seeing this as a mission she received from the gods. Back in Mageía she offered the opium to our Gods.

Gaia was on a mission for our Gods and of course did nothing wrong, but Amefia saw it differently, as tempers ran high between the north and south of the country.

The UBN was called in and it was decided that Amefia and Mageía had to come to an agreement.

Mageía supports Gaia 100% and that is why we stood by the fact that Gaia should not be punished.

Amefia can get into Gaia's vision, but explained to us that many people lost their jobs because of Gaia's act.

As a pomgranate farmer, Gaia understands the suffering she has inflicted on the opium farmers and is willing to make the land there fertile again. Amefia only lets her into the country to successfully complete her task. After that, she may never enter Amefia again.

We certainly regret the whole thing as Gaia had good intentions but we are relieved that things have calmed down.

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